Monday, June 11, 2007
Suggestions?
Sometimes the boys go overboard. But you know, what they are saying is true. Indooritis makes people green, depressed … If you can’t get outside bring the outside in. I still want those suggestions to pour in! How do you fight Indooritis? I’m going to talk to Lipton and see if I can get some kind of coupon or something for everyone.
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''Escape from your cubicle!''
an internet poem written
by danny bloom
danbloom@gmail.com (c) 2007
TEXT BEGINS:
Yes, escape from your cubicle
get out into the world
into the sunlight
the starlight
the summer breeze
escape from your cubicle
by bolting out the door
taking the elevator down to the ground floor
as quickly as possible
get out of there!
don't wait for the closing bell
don't wait for five o'clock to come around
get out of your cubicle right now
do the right thing
and escape into the freedom
that awaits you outside the door
no more sitting down doing nothing
no more boring meetings
no more slow-moving lunch breaks
no more boring commutes to work
get out of your cubicle right now
at the quickest possible moment
don't miss your chance to be free
run, don't walk
fly out that door!
make your escape at this very moment
-- mid-sentence! -- midbook!--
take this poem with you
as you run down the hall
happy as you'll ever be
happy as you'll ever be
is it a done deed?
Did you get out with your soul on fire?
Are you ready to do battle
with all the days of the rest of your life
when you can pursue the things
you always wanted to pursue
paint the pictures you always wanted to paint
visit those far-away places
you always wanted to visit
spend good times with the people
you love and admire
yes, if you've read this far,
try it!
right now!
escape from your cubicle
cut off all the ropes and strings
holding you back
and become one with the universe
free at last
free at last
Free from the confines of your confining cubicle
Now!
Escape from your cubicle
Forever ... (or maybe just a day!)
Listen up folks. I’m taking requests for genuwine souvenirs for you and yours to be brought back Fresh and Chill from the deep blue by your buddy the B-Boy. So e me what you crave. Fat pencils? Snow globes? Souvenir t shirts? It’s the least I can do for my buddies here at the home office trying to bring the Outside In against that nasty Indooritis factor. Y’feel me? Holla. Oh and I’m still looking for some folks to help clean off my desk of L-P work. CMON FOLKS! Jess? You’re a giver, right?
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