Theoretically speaking

Someone just called me “Astro-babe.” I think that’s a good thing. Maybe I’ll think up a nickname for him. Green Goblin? I’ll work on that in my spare time. When I’m not here crusading against Indooritis. Mitch “floated” a new theory by me today- “water trumps Indooritis”. He said it like it was this pronouncement from above. He’s a funny guy. Cracks me up. Anyway, he’s working on a new plan. Something with lots of water and lots of plastic. Hmm. Weird Bill also started setting up halogen video lights on tripods around the office. What are they up to? Be afraid. Be very afraid.